Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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