i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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