Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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