Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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