I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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