I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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