I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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