fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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