hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
