grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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