but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I will be naked everywhere
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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