He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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