i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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