Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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