I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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