if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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