At least make sure they are 18
Why
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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