doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how can u be prego again
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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