Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
sex on a bike is impossible
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