I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he thought i was a dude.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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