Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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