drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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