I just threw up on my dentist
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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