Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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