Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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