in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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