I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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