I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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