she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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