I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
