Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
