I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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