I'm lost and stupid without you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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