On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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