this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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