I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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