try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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