When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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