Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
