At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there was a trapeze. enough said
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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