I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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