so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
