It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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