Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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