Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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