It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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