my mouth tastes like poor choices
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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