bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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