woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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