a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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