Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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