My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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