Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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