Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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