You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
