talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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