i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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